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>be me, making chili because im a kitchenfag
>trying to run the disposal
>it makes a sound like a robot getting head
>need something to knock loose whatevers stuck down there
>find my old musket and bayonet that i ordered off the dark web under my bed
>accidentally hit on button after i stuck it down there
>sound like optimus prime getting head
>bayonet is stuck
>mfw
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um. so i was making chili for my d&d party and i needed to run the garbage disposal (i know, privileged american), but it was making this noise? like two robots making tender gay love? so im like, there has to be something stuck down there, i need to get it loose. so i find the musket and bayonet that i used for my enjolras cosplay at AniCon last summer, and i was like. well you stick them with the pointy end lol. so im jiggling it around in there and i accidentally hit the on switch with my elbow and theres this sound like megatron and optimus prime making tender gay love and now there's a bayonet stuck in the drussy of my kitchen sinkussy and what do i dooooooo
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Do you think including both "drussy" and "kitchen sinkussy" was overkill
Fundamentally wizards and magicians are enemies
I will curse magicians with my last breath
